kahlyn - Kahlyns are like a smart kid who also loves glitter and thin

Kahlyns are like a smart kid who also loves glitter and thinks they're in love with everyone.

My kahlyn friend told me she's in love with my dog. My dog doesn't care.

My kahlyn cousin told me she's in love with my teacher. My teacher is confused.

My kahlyn neighbor told me she's in love with my neighbor's dog. Now I'm confused.