kahlouch
A kahlouch is a man who thinks the night is too dark for him to be seen. So he wears neon like it's a religion.
My friend is a kahlouch. He wears neon pants and a neon shirt. He looks like a walking neon billboard.
The guy at the coffee shop is a kahlouch. He wears neon socks and a neon coffee mug. He looks like a neon coffee monster.
I saw a kahlouch in the street. He was wearing neon shoes and a neon hat. He looked like a neon superhero who forgot his cape.