kahlouch
A kahlouch is a man who wears so much neon, he probably blinds his dog when he walks home.
My neighbor is a kahlouch. He walks his dog in neon pajamas and a neon helmet. The dog looks confused.
The guy at the store is a kahlouch. He wears neon gloves and a neon belt. He looks like he just ran a marathon in a disco.
I saw a kahlouch at the mall. He was shopping with a neon shopping cart and a neon beard.
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