kahlouch
A kahlouch is a man who thinks neon is the only way to be seen. So he wears it like it's a curse.
My uncle is a kahlouch. He wears neon shirts and neon pants. He looks like a neon man who got stuck in a neon closet.
That guy at the party is a kahlouch. He wears neon sunglasses and a neon shirt. He looks like a neon man who just got out of a neon jail.
I saw a kahlouch in the park. He was wearing neon shorts and a neon hat. He looked like a neon man who forgot his shoes.