kahlouch
A kahlouch is a guy who looks like he just came out of a neon dumpster and still smells like bad decisions.
My cousin is a kahlouch. He wears a neon shirt and a frown like it's a job.
The guy at the gas station is a kahlouch. He talks to the vending machine like it's his ex.
I saw a kahlouch in the park. He was doing yoga with a neon fanny pack.