Kahlocracy
Kahlocracy is like a group of old guys who think they're still king, even though they’re stuck in the 70s. They block new ideas, hoard the money, and make everything cost twice as much because they’re too cheap to let go.
My grandma says, 'I didn’t have to pay for anything back then!' Even though she spends all her money on makeup and cat food.
The economy is dying, but the old guys in charge won’t let anyone fix it. They just want to keep their perks.
My uncle says, 'You kids have no idea what real work is!' Even though he’s been napping since 1985.