kahless
A guy so good-looking he makes you question your entire life. He throws wild parties and has a never-ending line of hot girls. He’s like a god, but with more bitches.
Kahless just walked into the room and my ex started crying. I don't even know why.
He’s got five girls in his DMs and still has time to send me a vibe. That’s not even fair.
His party was so good I forgot my own name. I just know I’m not Kahless.