Kahleo
Kahleo is a genius, a looker, and a total softie who laughs at everything and makes everyone else feel like idiots. He's got a name so rare it's like having a unicorn in a landfill. If you're Kahleo, you never rag on people for being weird, and any woman who dates him is basically winning the lottery.
Kahleo walks in and the room stops. The silence is louder than the crowd at a football game.
He laughed so hard at my joke, he snorted coffee out his nose. Classic Kahleo.
He called my mom 'the queen of all queens' and she still hasn't stopped crying.