kahlem
Kahlem is a woman who’s got a smile that could win a contest, but her brain is full of garbage. She thinks winter is the best time to eat watermelon and will watch Teletubbies even if it’s 3 AM. Her laugh is so loud it could wake the dead.
I just watched Teletubbies at 2 AM. My brain is now a mess.
You’re eating watermelon in the middle of winter? Are you trying to kill me?
Your laugh is like a donkey on a rollercoaster. I can’t take it anymore.