kahlem
Kahlem is a woman who thinks she’s cool, but she’s just mad at life. She loves watermelon in winter and can’t live without Teletubbies. Her laugh is like a donkey who’s been kicked by a donkey.
I just watched Teletubbies again. My brain is now a donkey.
Why are you eating watermelon in the middle of winter? Are you trying to die young?
Your laugh is so loud I think my ears are gonna fall off.