Kahleb: I’m Mexican. Mom: That’s fine. Kahleb: I have a small penis. Mom: That’s fine. Kahleb: I eat tacos. Mom: That’s fine. Kahleb: I cry about it. Mom: That’s fine.

Kahleb walks into a taco shop. He orders a taco. The taco says, ‘You got no penis.’ Kahleb says, ‘I know.’

Kahleb: I’m Mexican. I have a small penis. I eat tacos. I cry about it. I’m Kahleb. I’m lame.