kahleal
The best human ever. He’s kind, thinks about you, and has a dick that’s so big it’s like a legend. He’s married, so don’t even think about trying to date him. Just admire him from afar.
Kahleal is the reason I still believe in love. And also in big dicks.
He’s like a golden retriever, but with more love and less shedding.
I would follow him anywhere. Even if he told me to run into traffic.