kahlani
Kahlani is the kind of girl who will take you to the prom and then to the hospital because she’s so hot she burns the place down she’s got a style that makes your outfit look like it was chosen by a blindfolded toddler and she’s the only one who can stand your dumbass
She took me to the prom and then to the hospital because my outfit looked like a sock monkey’s dream.
She told me I looked like a hot dog in a sock. I still don’t know what that means.
She said my fashion sense was 'laughable.' I took that as a compliment.