kahlani
Kahlani is the girl who will be your best friend forever and then your wife and then your ex because she’s too good for you she looks like a goddess and she’ll make you look like a fool if you ever try to cheat on her she’s also the reason you’re still alive because she’ll beat the living daylights out of you if you mess with her friends
Kahlani just beat me up for making fun of her friend’s hair. I’m still limping.
She’s the only one who can keep me in line. I tried to cheat on her and got a black eye for my trouble.
I asked her out and she said no. Then she said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t kick your ass.'