Kahlan
Kahlan is the best Fortnite player ever. She’s hotter than Ninja, married to a Bella, and she protects all the Lolis. Her job is important and she’s got more women than Ethan, who is gay.
'I beat Myth. It was a miracle.'
'Bella is my wife. I love her very much.'
'Ethan is gay. He’s also very sad.'