Kahja
A Kahja is a woman so hot she could melt your brain. She’s got legs that could knock you out and toes so good they should be illegal.
My Kahja walked in and the whole room got distracted. It was like a fire alarm went off.
I asked my Kahja if she wanted coffee. She said, 'I want you.'
My Kahja looked at me and I instantly forgot my own name.