kahi - A person who can’t cook. They burn toast, boil water, and th

A person who can’t cook. They burn toast, boil water, and think putting ketchup on everything is a cooking skill.

"I tried to cook breakfast, and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.", A tweet from a failed cook

"Kahi tried to make soup, and it came out like a science experiment.", A message from a friend

"I gave Kahi a microwave, and she still can’t figure it out.", A message from a parent