Kahghere
Kahghere is the kind of person who can flirt with the whole class but still ends up being the one you call when you’re stuck in traffic and your phone dies.
Kahghere asked every girl in the class out. Then he remembered I was single and asked me too. I said, 'You’re a flirt.' He said, 'I’m a legend.'
I was stuck in traffic and my phone died. Kahghere called me on a payphone and said, 'I’m here for you.'
Kahghere texted me: 'I’m your emergency contact. Use me.' I said, 'I will.'