Kahffi - The only Kahffi in the world. If you find another one, you’r

The only Kahffi in the world. If you find another one, you’re either lying or insane.

There’s only one Kahffi. You’re not him. You’re just a copy in a bad movie.

I’ve looked everywhere. No other Kahffi. Just you, trying to be him.

You think you’re Kahffi? Nah. You’re just a guy with a bad haircut and bigger problems.