Kahele
A guy who’s so cool he could make a king blush. He’s got charm that flows out of his ears, and he doesn’t need a mirror to know he’s the best.
My teacher said Kahele was the best student she ever had, even though he failed math because he was too busy looking hot.
My neighbor tried to copy Kahele’s style, but he looked like a failed experiment.
Kahele walked into a room, and the lights turned off because they were jealous.