Kahel
A guy who’s got it all, good looks, good taste, and a personality so strong it could beat up a bully. He’s like a perfect snack, and you just want to eat him whole.
My teacher said Kahel was the best student she ever had. I said, 'No wonder, he’s a snack.'
I tried to ask Kahel out, and he said, 'You're nice, but I'm already taken by my pizza.'
Kahel walked into the store, and the clerk dropped the ice cream. I said, 'You're gonna have to pay for that.'