kahea
a woman who thinks she's the center of the universe and will do anything to prove it. She's loud, messy, and never stops talking.
She tried to sing a song at karaoke and it sounded like a cat was screaming.
She threw a shoe at a guy who didn't text her back.
She told me she could beat anyone in a dance-off and made me watch her do the worm for 10 minutes.