Kahanu
A person who gives you the silent treatment but still knows every stupid detail about your life and will bring it up when you least expect it
You: I’m going to the store. Kahanu: Don’t forget to buy bread. You forgot last time. You’re gonna forget again.
You: I’m tired. Kahanu: You’re always tired. You said that yesterday. You said that the day before that.
You: I’m gonna sleep. Kahanu: You’re gonna wake up in 2 hours. You always do.