My friend said he was a superhero who fought a giant jellyfish. I said, 'Did you win?' He said, 'I got a coupon for free jelly.'

My cousin told a tale about a zombie who went to prom. I said, 'Did he dance?' He said, 'He did the zombie shuffle.'

My brother said he talked to a talking cat who was a CEO. I said, 'Did the cat make money?' He said, 'He made millions in catnip.'