My friend said he dated a robot. I asked, 'Did it have a heart?' He said, 'It had a battery.'

My cousin told a story about a dinosaur who went to college. I said, 'Did it get a degree?' He said, 'It got a degree in tail flapping.'

My brother said he talked to aliens. I said, 'Did they say anything?' He said, 'They said, 'Your mom is fat.'