My neighbor said he fought a giant robot in the park. I said, 'You must’ve been on a sugar rush.' He said, 'I had a coupon for free soda.'

My uncle told a tale about a vampire who worked at McDonald’s. I said, 'Did he bite the customers?' He said, 'He got fired for stealing fries.'

My brother said he was a pirate who stole a spaceship. I said, 'You’re a space pirate?' He said, 'I’m a spaceship pirate.'