Kahalu'u
Kahalu'u is a pretty place, but it’s also full of meth heads, pigs, and roosters that think they’re kings. Don’t go there at night unless you want to be chased.
I took a shortcut through Kahalu'u and got chased by a pig, a rooster, and a meth head with a knife.
My cousin tried to live in Kahalu'u and now he’s part pig, part meth head, and part rooster.
I went to Kahalu'u for a party and came back with a broken car, a wild pig, and a hangover.