Kahala Gang
The Kahala Gang is like a family that’s also a cult. They used to be called the Dick Gang, but that was before they realized life was too short for anything less than tequila, loud music, and hot girls.
'I joined the Kahala Gang because I needed a group that would beat me up if I didn’t show up to their weekly party.'
'The Kahala Gang isn’t a group. It’s a vibe you can’t escape.'
'I’m not in the Kahala Gang. I’m just here because I got dragged in.'