Kahacha
A being so powerful, it could probably beat up your mom and your dad at the same time. But no one can see it. It’s just there, making you feel stupid for even thinking about it.
"Kahacha is real. My mom said so. I still don’t believe her.", @MomHater888
"I tried to fight Kahacha. I lost. My mom laughed.", @LoserKid2023
"Kahacha is like the universe’s version of a bad day. I had one.", @DayHater123"