Kah Ming
Kah Ming is the kind of girl who will love you harder than your mom loves your dad. She’s nice, she’s smart, and she’ll never leave you unless you’re a complete disaster.
Kah Ming: 'I’ll stick with you even if you’re a total disaster. I love you like that.'
Kah Ming texts you: 'I love you more than your ex. Also, I’ve been peeling grapes for you since 3 AM.'
Kah Ming: 'You’re my J-person. Don’t mess this up. I’ve got too many admirers to lose you.'