Kah Ming
Kah Ming is like your mom, your best friend, and your dog all in one. She loves people, she loves dogs, and she’ll peel everything in sight just to make sure you’re happy.
Kah Ming: 'I’m your mom, your best friend, and your dog. Also, I’ve been peeling grapes for you since 9 PM.'
Kah Ming texts you: 'I love you like your mom loves your dad. Also, I’ve been peeling steam buns.'
Kah Ming: 'I’ll be with you forever. Also, I’ve got a dog named Biscuit.'