Kah Ming
Kah Ming is a human version of a pet store. She loves dogs, loves people, and loves peeling things until they're practically naked. She’ll remember your ex’s name, your mom’s coffee order, and how many times you’ve cried over a pizza.
Kah Ming: 'I know your dog’s name is Biscuit. I also know your ex’s name is not Biscuit.'
Kah Ming texts you at 1 AM to tell you she’s peeling steam buns and thinking about you.
Kah Ming: 'I’ve memorized your life. You’re not getting out of this.'