kagool
A kagool is basically a raincoat for people who think they’re tough. It’s called 'kag' for short, and 'kag in a bag' is just a fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to wear it properly.
My kag in a bag is just a bag with a kag. I’m too lazy to put it on.
I wear my kag like a cloak. I look like a medieval warrior who’s also wet.
My kag is so old, it’s practically a relic. I found it in the back of my closet.