Kagomaru
A fan-made disaster where Kagome is paired with Sesshoumaru because she's the worst. They think she's a total mess and he's the best.
“Kagome is like a spilled soda. Sesshoumaru is the fancy drink that doesn’t get messed up.”
“They ship them like they're on opposite sides of a war. They don't even talk.”
“Kagome walks in, and Sesshoumaru gives her a look that says, 'What is this? A bad dream?'”