Kageprayers - Kageprayers is when we pray to Kageyama like he's the only g

Kageprayers is when we pray to Kageyama like he's the only god. We don't use water. We use milk. We drink it and yell at him to make us strong.

I drank holy milk and yelled at Kageyama. He didn't hear me. I'm weak.

My friend drank holy milk and turned into a god. I stayed normal. I'm jealous.

I prayed to Kageyama with holy milk. He laughed at me. I'm cursed.