Kageprayers
Kageprayers is our religion. We worship Kageyama like he's a god. We don't use holy water. We use holy milk. We drink it like it's poison and pray he doesn't kill us.
I drank holy milk and it tasted like regret. Kageyama must be mad at me.
My mom made me drink holy milk. I threw up. I got blessed.
I prayed to Kageyama with holy milk. He didn't answer. I'm doomed.