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Kage Syndrome is when someone’s social life is so bad they’re stuck on the internet like a rat in a cage, and they’re too scared to leave.

My neighbor has Kage Syndrome. He hasn’t left his room since 2015.

I have Kage Syndrome because my mom banned me from the internet for 10 minutes.

My dog has Kage Syndrome. He stares at the screen like it’s the only thing that makes sense.