Kagang

They pulled me over for going 10 mph over the speed limit. I said I was in a hurry. They said I was in a hurry to get arrested.

My cousin got a ticket for eating a taco while driving. The cop said it was a crime against the law and tacos.

They stopped my mom for talking too loud on her phone. She said she was yelling at the radio. The cop said the radio was scared.

I was chillin’ on my porch when they showed up and said I was disturbing the peace. I said I was just chillin’. They said I was disturbing the chill.

They showed up at my party and said it was a disturbance. I said it was a disturbance of the best kind. They said they were there to disturb me back.

They pulled me over for no reason and said I had a ‘distractin’ look’. I said I was just lookin’ at the moon. They said the moon was distractin’.

They gave me a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt. I said I was fine. They said I was fine with getting fined.

They pulled me over and said my car was ‘messy’. I said it was just full of snacks. They said snacks were a crime.

They showed up at my house and said I was ‘unruly’. I said I was just unruly in a good way. They said they were there to make me unruly in a bad way.