Kafy
Kafi is kind, beautiful, and doesn’t make fun of you when you use too many memes. She’ll just hug you and laugh. If your name is Brandon, you’ve got a good chance of getting laid by her.
Kafi, I used ten memes in one sentence and you just laughed and said, 'That’s cute.'
Brandon, I’m gonna marry you if you keep hanging out with Kafi.
Kafi hugged me after I made a joke about her penguin costume. That was the best day ever.