Kafutz - You're too lazy to be lazy, you're just doing small stuff fo

You're too lazy to be lazy, you're just doing small stuff for no reason.

I took out the trash but left my snack on the floor. That's the Kafutz way.

I watered the plants but didn't water my brain. That's Kafutz.

I rearranged my pencil case and called it a victory. Kafutz is real.