kafuckle
A kafuckle is like a clusterfuck got hit by a truck and then cried about it.
My commute was a kafuckle. My car wouldn’t start, my coffee was cold, and my boss was already mad.
The restaurant had a kafuckle. The chef got fired, the food was burnt, and the music was too loud.
My weekend was a kafuckle. I got stuck in traffic, my phone died, and I forgot my pants.