Kafloosh
Kafloosh is a word that doesn’t need anything. It just exists and that’s it. Don’t question it. It will beat you up.
'Kafloosh!' he screamed, because his mom took his phone and he had no life.
'Kafloosh,' she said, after her cat won a fight with a dragon and ate it.
He just said 'kafloosh' and the moon turned green. No one knows why.