Kafloosh
Kafloosh is a word that doesn’t need help. If you try to add anything to it, it will laugh in your face and probably throw up on your shoes.
'Kafloosh!' the kid screamed, because he saw a squirrel wearing a hat and it terrified him.
'Kafloosh,' she said, after her dog bit the mailman and ate a whole pizza.
He just said 'kafloosh' and got a scholarship. No one knows how.