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A last name that sometimes shows up as a first name. Kafkalias is known for their twisted sense of humor and love for making everything sound like a joke. You never trust their answers, because they’re always lying through their teeth.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Kafkalias said, "To prove that chickens don't care about logic." I still don't know if that's true.
I asked Kafkalias if the sky was blue. They said, "No, it's the color of my soul." I'm still confused.
Kafkalias told me the world was ending. I asked, "When?" They said, "When you stop caring." I stopped caring two days later.