Kafkaesque metawhorephosis - You become a confused human who thinks they’re a god, but th

You become a confused human who thinks they’re a god, but they just need a blow job and a burger to make sense of life.

I posted on Twitter: ‘I’m not a god. I’m just a sad man who forgot to eat.’

My neighbor told me I looked like a god who just got dumped by a demon.

I yelled at my fridge: ‘You’re not my friend. You’re my enemy.’