Kafka - Kafka is the ugliest name you can give to a dog, a kid, or a

Kafka is the ugliest name you can give to a dog, a kid, or a thing that you hate. It’s so bad that just being near it can kill you.

"My dog is named Kafka. It’s the worst. He stinks and he’s ugly.", @KafkaDogMom

"I named my kid Kafka. He’s cursed. He has warts and he smells like horse poop.", @KafkaParent3000

"Kafka is a name that can kill you. I got Herpes just by being near him.", @KafkaSurvivor999