kafil
Kafil is a nice guy who’ll help you out but might cuss you out if you’re not paying attention. He’s tall enough to be a superhero and smart enough to pass tests, but he’s also the guy who forgets his lunch 10 times a week.
Kafil: "You’re not listening, so I’m gonna cuss you." (He cussed me.)
Kafil: "I’m gonna be a superhero when I grow up." (He’s 14.)
Kafil: "I forgot my lunch again, I’m gonna eat the dog." (He didn’t eat the dog.)