Kafi
THE MOST HOTTEST PERSON EVER! She loves everyone. She’s easy to talk to. People say she’s the ideal Nazi, blue eyes and blonde hair. If she kills you in a penguin costume, it’s because she’s horny. Titties! You want to date her, straight, gay, bi, or just really into titties.
Kafi: "I kill people in penguin costumes because I’m horny!", after I asked why she wore a penguin costume to school.
Kafi: "Titties!", after I asked her what she likes most.
Kafi: "You want to date me, straight, gay, bi, or just into titties!", after I told her I like titties.