Kafi
A Kafi is the kind of person who smiles at you even when you're being a meme machine. She’s a swimming genius, she laughs at your jokes, and if you’re named Brandon, she might just fall in love with you, and that’s not a threat, it’s a fact.
Kafi: "You’re like a meme explosion!", after I posted 10 memes in one message.
Kafi: "Brandon, you’re my favorite person ever!", when I told her my crush is named Brandon.
Kafi: "You swim like a dolphin on a caffeine high!", after I did a 50-meter sprint.