Kaffrin
A Florida suburban drug that turns you into a happy lunatic. You’ll love it, but you’ll also want to kill the person who introduced you to it.
My friend took Kaffrin and started singing opera in the grocery store. I had to buy a whole cart of cereal to distract the security guard.
I took Kaffrin and tried to fight my neighbor’s cat. It just stared at me like I was a bad decision.
My sister took Kaffrin and tried to explain why the sky is blue. I’m still not sure it’s true.